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cute things 2 send 2 ur bae


  • i love u slightly more than i love patrick stump
  • ur basically as attractive as patrick stump
  • ur on my top 5 fave ppl only just under patrick stump
  • ur smile is as nice as patrick stumps
  • i love you like pete loves patrick stump
  • looking at u makes me smile almost as much as when i look at patrick stump
  • patrick stump



are you ever in the middle of saying something or showing someone something and you realize that literally no one cares 

I’ve literally stopped talking mid-word in a story and no one has noticed.


You always said you wanted a Greek Tragedy
so here’s my advice:
Fuck your gods,
Take that any way you choose

Every good myth starts with Zeus and Hera
on opposite sides of the court room screaming
‘I thought I was enough’ and
‘What gave you that idea?’

Take my hand, I’m telling you;
You’ve gotta let me go
There’s a man in the corridor and he
wants to love you like a car crash

I know we climbed Mount Olympus and
we dined with the gods on cheap beer
I know, dear, I know; I remember
but I want to love you like a cold April morning

You want to be a Greek Tragedy;
I get it. I understand; I always will
And I guess that’s my fatal flaw –
I’ll always understand why so I can’t fault you

I think you could be Orpheus;
pull me out of the shade and don’t look back
But I beg you, leave me out of your myth;
I don’t want your mistakes to ruin me


- you were a tragedy that didn’t know it yet (via emrysdean)

fish humor



fish humor

"Treat her like you’re still trying to win her, and that’s how you’ll never lose her."

- (via swaggadope)


Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.


  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.


I’m sorry, but if lesbians can control themselves in a girls only changing room with ass naked woman waltzing around. Then I figure men should be able to control them selves with clothed girls walking down the street. Just a thought.